This freshman chick (I’m a high school sophmore) came to our school’s SUMO club (Southern Underground Multi-media Organization, formerly Anime Club, but we wanted to extend our love to all branches of geekdom) with a couple of other scene-ish girls, and, I kid you not, she was dressed up in this Pikachu pajama-looking thing. With a hoodie. Yeah. I wanted to be nice, so I went over and talked to her, and she kept speaking in this high-pitched, “moe”, OMGZ KAWAII DESU~ voice. Think Stephanie Sheh, except more aggravating. And she kept doing it. It was extremely annoying, to say the least. The other girls she came in with weren’t any better. In fact, the next day, I saw one of them wearing the thing. DURING school hours. SIGH. It’s funny, because I’m the club’s librarian, and that posse is the one that checks out the most manga out of everyone. They plow through them, like, 15 a week. It’s ridiculous.
Gah I needed to let this out; sorry in advance if it’s super long. ;n;
So back in 8th grade I had met a friend who I shall call K for this tale. She liked anime, I liked anime; instantly hooked up like most anime fans do at a young age. She was an artist and I mean did she draw GOOD. She could pick up the style of a show real fast like and just draw a whole pile of pictures in that style within just an hour. She wasn’t a hambeast either and was very pretty.
That sad thing though is that K was a total weeaboo for Shaman King. Yeah it was a good show but this girl took it to the extreme. She liked to say she was dating and married to Tao Ren (Len, whatever). A lot of those piles of artwork were of him. Just. Him. In normal poses, action poses, suggestive poses, and then the ever so large collection of her and Ren doing the unspeakable. Tons of them. She basically put herself in the anime/manga and was Ren’s little sex gal/waifu/girlfriend/IDK.
It was okay at first cause well I was into that kind of stuff to but I grew up and liked real people for a change, not some animated guy from someone’s figment of imagination. K kept on loving that fictional guy though and even raved when it was their “anniversary” and such. She’d wear a ring and say he got for her.
So once I learned that she got a boyfriend, I was excited…..until I found out that his name was Len. She said it wasn’t just because of the name but I knew likewise cause they’d break up all the time; not compatible at all.
Year or two later, Total Drama Island aired and guess who found her dream boat there? She went from Ren to Noah fangirl in ten seconds flat. Then she’d switch, and then switch again; each switch still bringing forth pictures of her having sex with this cartoon characters.
Had to get away from it and it’s been 3 years since I talked to that girl. I heard she still does what she does best though. It’s sad that she wastes such talent on such fantasie
This isn’t as good as other stories on here, but still. I had some friends visiting from interstate here in Australia, and decided to show them some anime shops in my city since they don’t have any in their home town.
We were flipping through the book filled with all the available wallscrolls to buy, when this stinky, sweaty hambeast wearing 3 Naruto headbands wedges her away in between my friend and I screaming “OMGAAAHHHHH YOU LIKE ANIME DESU?!?! KAWAII KAWAII, KAWAII MEANS CUTE IN JAPANESE!!” which we replied “uh yeah that’s why we’re in an anime shop.”
She then snatched the book from us and went to the Inuyasha pages, and screamed “INUYASHA KAWAII DESU NEEEE??? DO YOU LIKE INUYASHA NE??” while LITERALLY GYRATING AGAINST US, SAYING HOW “HOT” INUYASHA IS. SHE WAS RUBBING HER CROTCH ON MY LEG. I’m not even kidding.
I had no fucking idea what to do but say “we gotta go” and immediately leave the shop. Fucking gross. Luckily I’ve never seen her in that shop since. Maybe she grew some dignity.
When I was younger (15 years old, turning 16 to be exact..it was the summer) I was a ps3 addict which lead me to getting a “emo” weeaboo boyfriend.
I played ALOT OF GAMES ON THERE during the summer. I was a *~*sc3n3 g1rl*~* (big hair, only a bit of eyeliner, hot topic clothes, the works, but my hair was very well kept because i’m in love with my hair) at the time and so I was really into scene or emo boys. Well, on the psn, I met a *~*emo boy*~*. He was french, viet, and japanese and I found that mix very attractive. I’m full viet and I enjoyed the fact he could speak fluent viet. Sounds nice isn’t it? I thought we could’ve had a nice LDR (Long Distance Relationship).
We lasted for a month.
Now, it might have seemed perfect because I have insanely low self esteem and he was that “perfect” boyfriend who would constantly try to tell me that I was beautiful, perfect, blah blah blah.
The secret that I did not tell anyone until today, was that he would force me to message him “sex” shit.
He’d say something like
*licks nipples softly*
and I’d have to reply
Y’know what I mean? It made me feel disgusting. He had no idea how sex worked either. He believed you could cum multiple times like in hentai and he thought that it wouldn’t hurt at all for your first time! He would also pressure me to say we could have anal sex when we first meet.
He terrified me so I broke up with him and ditched the ps3. I stopped dressing scene and found a simpler style to go with (nice sweaters, leggings, teased hair every once in awhile) and I was happy.
This bitch still “loves” me though.
Recently, He’s been trying to get one of my psn friends I still kept in contact with to make him fall for me again even though I have a boyfriend now.
Do you know how he tries to impress me? He shows me his oh so sexy weeaboo Naruto art through videos my friend has to record. He also reminds me about how he is “emo” and has long emo hair but now that I realize it, it’s pretty greasy and too long. He also tries to sing me songs in fucking Japanese and it sounds terrible!
In my town’s mall, there used to be a store that hosted cosplay contests. I only got to enter a contest only once before it was shut down, and I’m glad for that. I was a huge weeaboo at the time (I was ten at the time) and I was totally obsessed with Full Moon o Sagashite, so I decided to cosplay Meroko. My definition of ‘cosplay Meroko’ at the time was apparently ‘put some bunny ears on a top hat, get some red gloves, throw on a ratty old pink wig, and wear frilly clothes with the same colour scheme as Meroko’. Granted, Meroko wears rather skimpy clothes and I was young so I couldn’t wear a 100% accurate cosplay of her out in public, but I wince at photos of me wearing the monstrosity.
The part that makes me the most ashamed? I was the winner of that contest.
in short, I went to a convention called shinboku con (it’s a very small con) and i went dressed up as ukraine from axis powers hetalia. Almost the entire freaking day there I was followed by a girl dressed up as france. It fits the character and all but after a while it seriously got old… damn weeaboos ruining my fun >~<